things that keep me up at night

thedailywhat: Visual Aid of the Day: Anatomy of a Tumblr...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:43:16 -0400

thedailywhat:

Visual Aid of the Day: Anatomy of a Tumblr Post

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:18:03 -0400

peacesignsandlighters: lisaluvslife: I’m going to hell, that’s...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:15:58 -0400

peacesignsandlighters:

lisaluvslife:

I’m going to hell, that’s how hard I laughed lol

best post ever

sketchlynx: mister-sunny: people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:06:23 -0400

sketchlynx:

mister-sunny:

people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.

people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man.

people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited.

anaisforthewin: shapeshiftandtrick: ryan-aniki: shapeshiftandtrick: how does one tell a boy that...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:03:18 -0400

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

lorassed: why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=stronghave u ever kicked someone in the dick?...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:01:04 -0400

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

myseoulisyours: This is so accurate for me..you don’t even...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:59:42 -0400

myseoulisyours:

This is so accurate for me..you don’t even understand.

thedailymeme: High school graduations

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:42:45 -0400

thedailymeme:

High school graduations

thefuuuucomics: laughingnancy: laughing-nancy: laughing-nancy:...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:32:36 -0400

thefuuuucomics:

laughingnancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES

her statuses :’D

I will always add to this

QUEEN OF SASS

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:06:33 -0400

pulitzerandvines: Shits goin downn

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:02:40 -0400

pulitzerandvines:

Shits goin downn

tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:01:10 -0400

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town

“Can I ask you though, on the topic of child stardom and...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:00:29 -0400

“Can I ask you though, on the topic of child stardom and Hollywood prototypes and stereotypes, you never became a diva.”

You never know what's gonna come out of my little brother's mouth

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:58:37 -0400

Me: John!! Why are you so cute!
John: cause I'm related to you.
Me: duh obvi.

into-the-snogbox: pingustolemysanity: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite character...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:50:57 -0400

into-the-snogbox:

pingustolemysanity:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world

Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week

But it would be a bloody brilliant week

humansofnewyork: “Do you remember the happiest moment of your...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:44:31 -0400

humansofnewyork:

“Do you remember the happiest moment of your life?”
“Yep. My 15th birthday.”
“What happened?”
“It was a month before my mom passed away. She pretended like she’d forgotten my birthday, and didn’t say anything to me all morning. I was so mad that day at school. But when I got home, she’d made this huge cake for me. I was so happy.”

sambampopschampagne: gabbyrose: pulitzerprincess: looks like...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:41:20 -0400

sambampopschampagne:

gabbyrose:

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year

I’m dying.

Hahaha!

hidden-in-a-bubble: is this what fame feels like

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:37:27 -0400

hidden-in-a-bubble:

is this what fame feels like

sbahjification: neocarleen: llisbeth-salamanderr: “Love the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:35:40 -0400

sbahjification:

neocarleen:

llisbeth-salamanderr:

“Love the fetus, hate the child.”

America makes it near impossible for a woman to stay autonomous—hard to get family planning resources/make the choice of getting an abortion, and harder to get child care support after the baby is born. Leaving women destitute and dependants everywhere.

Look at Canada! Not only do we give almost a full year off, it can be either maternity or paternity. That’s right, daddy can stay home with the baby while the mother goes back to work. And the leave can be also be split between them. For example, the mother could take six months, and then the father could take the other six. Did I also mention that the parent on leave continues to receive pay and is guaranteed their job back?

#I think we make fun of Canadians so much because secretly we want to be them

"I would rather be with you."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:28:04 -0400

“I would rather be with you.”

- 6-Word Story, #77 (via alecwiens)